well thats hot i for one want to be a prt of this hot scenario
Paul throws a diva fit, obviously, and kiss fights with eppy in who gets john’s mouth and all, it just ends up being a threesome
george doesnt die, he develops a crazy obsession for condoms, adding nutella to them to eat
the press just has the story of the century right there, if it were rated, it’d be R
omfg i think you just wrote yourself what would happen anon
yes well, i dont know really the full extent, im sure no one but the ones involved do really, so i dont want to sya much of it
i know cynthia mentioned he slapped her once and that is all, but other sources said he did more than that, which inst really far fetched
and he was quite the shit father with julian, verbally and mentally at least
wow i’d like to know what went on in George’s head thouGH DAMN WELL I’D GO GAY FOR JOHN TOO SO I THINK I SEE
But wow no i dunno my imagination tells me Paul would turn this all into some huge drama where he is the victim and cue the latin american soap opera music as his eyes grow watery and he hisses, “How could you?!”
and then he storms out with a broken heart as john’s amnesia short term memory loss cycle comes to and he realizes he just shagged a hot and sweaty but currently pale with horror george after paul caught them
john goes after a bitchy and crying mcdiva and here is when the music get’s rlly instense and they get in a huge argument but then it ends with this oen key moment where they’re strangling each other but then they pause and look into each others eyes and kiss with such force and bY THIS TIME THE MUSIC IS BLASTING WITH SPANISH PASSIONATE LOVE LYRICS AND THEY SHAG ON A COFFEE TABLE
i’ve been aware of that for years really well yes
it’s a really sad and horrid fact of the man, it is
it was actually really gear because i came into the band late after their original drummer left so i was just happy being in one to begin with but it turns out they all had the same music taste as me and literally the one rule in the band was no music after 1999
and even better because out of all the songs we played, I would say a good 45% of them were Beatles songs. The song we played best as a group (therefore played the most) was actually Help!
i was in heaven like i couldve cried kittens out of my eyes
ooh yes i can see that too and idek i also see Entwistle as kind of a calming figure (especially compared to the other the who members) but yes i see the dark humour too and well yes pete yes i guess too pete is such an asshole i love him idek he told a dad to “Fuck off” in the concert i went in front of his daughter and everyone laughed but then it was on the news the next day as pete being an asshole but rlly canadians are just really sensitive
wow no expect a murder scene the next morning hun
no ok actually he’d feel rlly awkward and groosed out at first before he realized paul ate his precious bon bons and he’d try to walk back out but as he does so he smells bon bons in the air and he’s like WHO THE FUCK AT MY GODDAMN BON BONS OH YOU FUCKING BITCH PAUL OF COURSE IT WAS YOU
he’d flip his shit really he really would and murdering paul sounds nice to him
and then he has him for dinner
Keith Moon would definitely hit on all of them and then he’d end up in bed with Ringo after they had a really weird conversation about debating whether to eat the cherry bombs or not bc they might taste like cherry
John and Paul stuck together in a room would make it a living nightmare for every one, especially poor George, who just wants to meditate on the bed in peace.
At some point, Ringo would be styling keith’s hair with a whole jar of dippity-do which he had to savagely fight for with Paul who wanted to slick his hair back to look “even half decent in this mad house.” Keith’s hair turns into a gooey gloppy mess as he giggles into the carpet.
While Paul was being a bitchy diva with Ringo, George would’ve somehow managed to get into a transcendant state and John takes the opportunity to light the cherry bombs with his ciggie lighter and hurl them around an oblivious george. When they go off, George nearly pisses his pants in fear, then seeing a hysterical john, glares and attempts to go back to meditation
At some point Paul gets the brightest idea to light a condom on fire, burning the mad house to the ground yet they all survive.
upon the wreckage the chaps find to see a toilet was sealed within the walls and yeah that is the mention of the toilet idek
and while everyone went back home wherever, john and paul would stay behind and when they knew they were alone they’d have a hot a passionate shag that centered around the mysterious toilet
19: What was the first song from your favorite band that you’ve ever heard?
Probably Yellow Submarine heh…
25: Guitar or Bass?
Bass~~~
thank you c:
I honestly think they’d look and dress as they would normally as aging rock gods. Paul and Ringo would dress the same, I’m sure, and George would wear light clothing with subtle pattern stitching while John goes more for the “I dont give a shite, I’m wearing my daddy clothes but maybe a little more dressed up” I also think John especially would be one to wear a tshirt suggesting some sort of rebellion or mockery or just plain activism (although more ‘proper’ and less sour than those he wore before). George would maintain his beard and idek I just picture him too look much like he did in the 80s really. John’d wear his heavy rimmed glasses from the 80s (maybe even go for the modern day version of the buddy holly eyewear occasionally); clean shaven with slightly shorter hair than the one he had in 1980.
in terms of blogs (btw, i’m thinking for this more of them having a blog if they were young adults rather than men in their 70s)…
John: a porn blog
Paul: typical white girl starbucks and fashion blog
George: food blog (this one is too easy) but he also has another blog for spiritual text posts and such
Ringo: he’s the fangirl of tv shows and he reblogs papayas a lot and makes text posts while he’s drunk and taking a shit as he hums Yellow Submarine but interrupts this from time to time by giggling “LORDY LORDY PICA BENNICOFF”
tv shows…
John: Hannibal, Bates Motel, Lost (unf what perfect shows)
Paul: a latin american soap opera sope thingy whatever they’re called in english and Vampire Diaries
George: Hell’s Kitchen and just the food network in general (favoruite show is Cake Boss and he has a crush on Ralph bc he looks like Ringo)
Ringo: Dr. Who and Glee
oohohohoh alright yeS thank you here goes:
Paul McCartney: Roger Daltrey and Robert Plant
John Lennon: Pete Townshend (there’d be so much cheekiness between the two oh goD) and John Paul Jones
George Harrison: John Entwistle and Jimmy Page
Ringo Starr: Pete Townshend (the cute nose paring dawh) and John Bonham
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Roger Daltrey: Ringo Starr and Robert Plant
Pete Townshend: John Lennon and Jimmy Page
John Entwistle: George Harrison and John Bonham
Keith Moon: Paul McCartney and Jimmy Page
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Robert Plant: John Lennon and Keith Moon
Jimmy Page: Paul McCartney and Pete Townshend
John Bonham: George Harrison and John Entwistle
John Paul Jones: George Harrison and Roger Daltrey
9: Have you ever gotten a tweet from your favorite band?
omg I wiSHHH (even though half of them are dead now) No but I actually dont even use Twitter so havent even done anything to get a tweet from any celebrity for that matter
10: How do you feel about mosh pits?
Take me to one plz
thank youuu:3
wow bless you for actually asking :’3
1: If you were a tv producer and you had to choose 5 band members to live together for a reality show, who would you choose?
Definitely Paul McDiva and John Lennon have to be stuck together on this omfg. And ahm I’d say the other two beatles but that’s the usual so let’s make it more interesting with David Bowie to compete with Paul in style and diva stature (ohhh, also Roger Taylor for this plz), and hmm Keith Moon yes
5: Have you ever written a letter or given a gift to a band member?
Not really well I wrote a message on a poster when I went to see Paul once err and I wrote him a long ass letter but never sent it. Recently though I wrote little Whishu a letter (not a musician, oh well, he’s my bby boy)
6: What 3 songs make you ridiculously happy?
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number), Movie Magg, Eight Days a Week (Anthology Version)
7: If you were in a band, what instrument would you play?
Drums since that’s what I actually play (also when i was in a band aha)
13: Did you go through an embarrassing scene or emo phase?
I went through a “laWL guyz srsly u r soo weird lololol lmao” *smh*
14: How do you feel about bands that never change their sound?
It never usually happens really, in my opinion. If someone/a band are doing what they do for a while, they just tend to even somewhat change their sound. I was going to say I didn’t mind it because Bob Dylan doesn’t change his sound and I love him, but then I remembered the Beatles influenced him even a little too and he went from acousitc to electric some times…
15: How do you feel about bands who have gone in a completely different direction with their sound?
hAHHH My favourite band of all time is the Beatles and really no other musician or group in history have changed their sound so drastically and successfully in such a short period of time like they did, nope.
16: have you ever had a bad concert experience?
Never really a ‘bad’ experience per say, but i remember my heart breaking upon the realization of seeing Bob Dylan perform that I have missed his performance era and will never have the opportunity to really live it. Nevertheless, I had no regrets of going and I don’t love my Bobby any else, he’s a poetic god.
19: What was the first song from your favorite band that you’ve ever heard?
Probably Yellow Submarine heh…
21: Have you ever lost respect for a band member/band for somethign they said or did?
I mean uh from a long story of something Mick Jagger had done, I don’t really quite liked him as a person (even though he’s a fine piece of ass, goddamn) but I guess that kind of made me iffy about listening to the Rolling Stones much, even though I actually adore Keith Richards
24: Are you good at songwriting?
hAHHH no i havent ever tried it well but I know I’m no good
thank youuu:3
